Cell phone lowers sperm count? Buy now, Vista later.

by David Spark on October 26, 2006

Could your cell phone be lowering your sperm count? According to a study by the American Society for Reproductive Medicine, men who use their cell phone more than 4 hours a day have lower sperm counts, less motile sperm, and more irregularly shaped sperm. The only thing that is quite large is their phone bill.

And don’t let yet another delay of Windows Vista prevent you from buying a new computer this holiday season. In an effort to not continually piss off it’s already strained relationships with PC manufacturers, Microsoft is offering a voucher program for a free or discounted copy of Vista and Office in 2007 if you buy a computer today. Given the massive delays and the negative press, those Vista vouchers may only be worth the paper their printed on.

  1. Cell phone traffic reports. SMS fingerprint. BetOnSports leaves U.S.
  2. LG Chocolate bitter. AOL free 5 GB. Hold off on Vista. Damon’s Kirk.
  3. Singapore to Wi-Fi. Windows Vista on schedule? More MS Office competitors. Advice to protect your search.
  4. Laser chips. Warner Music goes YouTube. Dorks at Laguna Beach.
  5. Zune: The Date Killer? Google’s solar. Computer commercials. Free Wi-Fi at the airport.

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