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David Spark is the owner of Spark Media Solutions, a firm that helps companies build voice through storytelling and social media.

Porn stars on Twitter…How could THEIR lives be this dull?

January 11th, 2009

Last week I wrote about celebrities who Twitter and that I was not surprised to learn that their lives are less interesting than the people who I follow (@dspark) and probably the people you follow. I ran across the site, The Vine, which has a list of the porn stars that Twitter. The list contains AVN award winners such as Jenna Haze, Belladonna, Jessica Drake, and Joanna Angel.

I checked out their Twitter feeds and since the AVN Awards just concluded in Vegas, many of them were Tweeting about the event. If you thought the porn star fantasy translates into the world of Twitter, I’m here to burst that bubble. Here are some representative Tweets. Unfortunately, salacious rated X tweets are not commonplace for porn stars who Tweet. But I must say some of them do have a good sense of humor.

Here’s a sampling of porn star Tweets

Note, these are quotes as is. I did no editing.

• “Just picked up my very first business cards!:-) they rock!! and now I am getting my tire patched.. Apparently I have a nail in it!” – Jenna Haze (@jenxstudios)
• “getting my hair dyed for avn so i dont look like a fucking homeless person” – Roxy Deville (@RoxyDeville)
• “Driving to vegas now. Before I hit the freeway I went to a beauty store JUST to get hand sanitizer!“- Sasha Grey (@sashagrey)
• “Drinking wine and editing porn, watching “What Happens In Vegas…” What a cute movie!” – Sarah Blake (@meetsarahblake)
• “in case nobody knew, porn chicks are fucking retards. wow.” - Roxy Deville (@RoxyDeville)
• “Joanna, I LUV you! And I’m not drunk. Yet.” – Jessica Drake (@TheJessicaDrake)
• “my boyfried is a critically acclaimed penis.” – Joanna Angel (@joannaangel)
  

And if you truly want to know what porn star Jesse Jane does every single moment before she goes to the AVN Awards, you can get the Tweet-by-Tweet (e.g. “going to workout,” “got my nails done”) play-by-play, by following her on Twitter @jessejanerocks.

Other porn industry Twitterers you can follow:

• Jules Jordon (@JulesJordon)
• AVN Awards (@AVNAwards)
• Adam and Eve (@adamandeve)
• Fleshbot (@Fleshbot)
• Pop Porn Blog (@poppornblog)

This news item is for the Spark Minute week of 1/12/09 which can be heard daily on Green 960 and 910 KNEW in San Francisco, CA.

1. Celebrities that Tweet (use Twitter) lead boring lives just like you!
2. Geek Squad employee steals porn from a customer
3. My personal Twitter policy. What’s yours?
4. Cisco geeks out the new A’s stadium. Google a liar? Surprising spam and porn numbers.
5. Spark Minutes on the air for the week of 1/12/09

Filed under: Spark Minute, Tech debate, Twitter-Tweets, Uncategorized, Web 2.0