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Funniest Tweet contest #6. Win an Archos 5 Internet Tablet!

on February 24, 2011

Uggh, you didn’t win last week’s Funniest Tweet Contest? Not a problem, you can enter again. And enter as many times as you like!

This week’s prize

Archos 5 16GB Internet Tablet with Android (Black)

How to Enter the Funniest Tweet Contest

Simply copy and paste the funniest tweet you can find in the comments section of this post. It doesn’t have to be your own. Would be great if you could link to the original tweet too. Enter as many times as you like. I’m the sole judge of what’s the funniest. I’ll contact the winner. Deadline is this Sunday, 2/27/11 at 5pm Pacific time.

IMPORTANT: Make sure there’s a way for me to contact you if you win. Most have their Twitter handle or Facebook account linked to their comment ID. If not, leave your Twitter handle or at least check back on Monday to see the winner.

Contest CLOSED: We have a winner!

@djbtv wins with this tweet from @nealbrennan: “I was just in my shower singing and Gwyneth Paltrow came out of nowhere and turned it into a dogshit duet.”

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{ 21 comments… read them below or add one }

bryant 'BT' thompson February 25, 2011 at 1:06 am

Wrap It Up, I'll tweet it… This is exactly what I haven't been looking for @DavidSpark @NoAgenda

bryant 'BT' thompson February 25, 2011 at 1:08 am

http://kotaku.com/#!5769594/yo… @NoAngenda @CrankyGeeks

John Wall February 25, 2011 at 2:03 am

Forgot how much I like pickles.

@krys2fur February 25, 2011 at 2:03 am

Tweet tweet, never get beat… well, unless you're going against Watson. The robot overlords will just pwned your a$$. :-P
http://j.mp/iawxHf
@krys2fur

THIS GUY! February 25, 2011 at 3:29 am

I hope they never make a children's book about Vagina Dentata.

THIS GUY! February 25, 2011 at 3:31 am

The Republican Party is crazy like a fox. No wait, I mean a mad cow.

THIS GUY! February 25, 2011 at 3:34 am

Ancestry.com is social networking for dead people.

THIS GUY! February 25, 2011 at 3:39 am

Know how you always feel much better after a bout of miserable projectile vomiting? Exactly how I felt after my high school Ayn Rand phase.

THIS GUY! February 25, 2011 at 3:39 am

Films set in medieval times are far more entertaining if you take one's “majesty” to refer to their genitals.

THIS GUY! February 25, 2011 at 3:40 am

“Just when you thought it couldn't get worse” could be the first sentence of just about any Nic Cage movie review.

THIS GUY! February 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm

Charlie Sheen “magically and effortlessly” transformed the tin can of Two and a Half Men into a tin can filled with human feces.

djbtv February 25, 2011 at 9:37 pm

https://twitter.com/#!/nealbre

Just listened to Sheen's speech. Mr Kadafhi, your rebuttal? -@nealbrennan

djbtv February 25, 2011 at 9:46 pm

https://twitter.com/#!/nealbre

I was just in my shower singing and Gwyneth Paltrow came out of nowhere and turned it into a dogshit duet. -@nealbrennan

djbtv February 25, 2011 at 9:47 pm

https://twitter.com/#!/robdela

Susan Boyle is my Power Animal. -@robdelaney

bryant 'BT' thompson February 26, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Bought a 13″ MBP, iPod Nano & Motorola Xoom this week even though I have a 15″MBP,MB Air,iPad & iPhone 4.My name is Xavier and I'm an addict

djbtv February 26, 2011 at 11:05 pm

https://twitter.com/#!/ADurald

McHale just called Black Swan “that movie where that girl from That 70s Show ate out Luke Skywalker's mom.” #spiritsawards
-@ADuralde

djbtv February 27, 2011 at 6:30 pm

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisRRe

“Carhartt!”–What anyone from “Winter's Bone” will say when asked “Who are you wearing?” #oscars
-@chrisrregan

djbtv February 27, 2011 at 6:45 pm

http://twitter.com/#!/djbtv/st

@dspark Dammit dude I'm trying my best. These motherf'ers aren't tweeting anything LOL funny. #ComeOneTweepleYuckItUp -@djbtv

djbtv February 27, 2011 at 9:10 pm

http://twitter.com/#!/Puddinst

I'll be live-blogging Bruce Vilanch's post-Oscar Korean Spa crawl. -@Puddinstrip

Carrie February 27, 2011 at 10:42 pm

Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back. – Lea_Stephanie

THIS GUY! February 28, 2011 at 1:07 am

I need a break from #Oscars Red Carpet footage. Too many inflated egos…I'm gonna go watch some old Gaddafi speeches.

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