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This week’s prize
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Archos 5 16GB Internet Tablet with Android (Black) |
How to Enter the Funniest Tweet Contest
Simply copy and paste the funniest tweet you can find in the comments section of this post. It doesn’t have to be your own. Would be great if you could link to the original tweet too. Enter as many times as you like. I’m the sole judge of what’s the funniest. I’ll contact the winner. Deadline is this Sunday, 2/27/11 at 5pm Pacific time.
IMPORTANT: Make sure there’s a way for me to contact you if you win. Most have their Twitter handle or Facebook account linked to their comment ID. If not, leave your Twitter handle or at least check back on Monday to see the winner.
Contest CLOSED: We have a winner!
@djbtv wins with this tweet from @nealbrennan: “I was just in my shower singing and Gwyneth Paltrow came out of nowhere and turned it into a dogshit duet.”
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Wrap It Up, I'll tweet it… This is exactly what I haven't been looking for @DavidSpark @NoAgenda
http://kotaku.com/#!5769594/yo… @NoAngenda @CrankyGeeks
Forgot how much I like pickles.
Tweet tweet, never get beat… well, unless you're going against Watson. The robot overlords will just pwned your a$$. :-P
http://j.mp/iawxHf
@krys2fur
I hope they never make a children's book about Vagina Dentata.
The Republican Party is crazy like a fox. No wait, I mean a mad cow.
Ancestry.com is social networking for dead people.
Know how you always feel much better after a bout of miserable projectile vomiting? Exactly how I felt after my high school Ayn Rand phase.
Films set in medieval times are far more entertaining if you take one's “majesty” to refer to their genitals.
“Just when you thought it couldn't get worse” could be the first sentence of just about any Nic Cage movie review.
Charlie Sheen “magically and effortlessly” transformed the tin can of Two and a Half Men into a tin can filled with human feces.
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Just listened to Sheen's speech. Mr Kadafhi, your rebuttal? -@nealbrennan
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I was just in my shower singing and Gwyneth Paltrow came out of nowhere and turned it into a dogshit duet. -@nealbrennan
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Susan Boyle is my Power Animal. -@robdelaney
Bought a 13″ MBP, iPod Nano & Motorola Xoom this week even though I have a 15″MBP,MB Air,iPad & iPhone 4.My name is Xavier and I'm an addict
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McHale just called Black Swan “that movie where that girl from That 70s Show ate out Luke Skywalker's mom.” #spiritsawards
-@ADuralde
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“Carhartt!”–What anyone from “Winter's Bone” will say when asked “Who are you wearing?” #oscars
-@chrisrregan
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@dspark Dammit dude I'm trying my best. These motherf'ers aren't tweeting anything LOL funny. #ComeOneTweepleYuckItUp -@djbtv
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I'll be live-blogging Bruce Vilanch's post-Oscar Korean Spa crawl. -@Puddinstrip
Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back. – Lea_Stephanie
I need a break from #Oscars Red Carpet footage. Too many inflated egos…I'm gonna go watch some old Gaddafi speeches.
It as hard to find well-informed people on this topic, however, you seem like you know what you are talking about! Thanks
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